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| 30 | 29 | 28 | 27 | 26 | 25 | 24 | 23 | 22 | 21 | 20 | 19 | 18 | 17 | 16 | 15 | 14 | 13 | 12 | 11 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 
      
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1.8% | 
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| 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 
      
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| Nick | Number of lines | Number of Words | Words per line | Last seen | Random quote | |
| 1 | xxm | 5 | 68 | 13.6 | 6 days ago | "PLEASE JOIN #/JOIN ON FREENODE IRC NETWORK AND MESSAGE" | 
| 2 | aaq | 4 | 24 | 6.0 | 7 days ago | "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIZqYgaOchY" | 
| 3 | slimerzz | 2 | 10 | 5.0 | 14 days ago | "CALL 415-349-5666 L0DE RADIO HOUR" | 
      
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| 0-5 | 6-11 | 12-17 | 18-23 | |
| 1 | aaq - 4 | xxm - 5 | ||
| 2 | slimerzz - 2 | 
      
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| Is xxm stupid or just asking too many questions?  40.0% lines contained a question!
 aaq didn't know that much either. 25.0% of his/her lines were questions.  | 
| The loudest one was xxm, who yelled 20.0% of the time! | 
| It seems that xxm's shift-key is hanging:  80.0% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: <xxm> DO YOU WONDER WHY WHITE PEOPLE ARE SMARTER THAN NIGGERS? aaq just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 50.0% of the time.  | 
| Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly. | 
| Nobody smiles in #cauldron! Cheer up guys and girls. | 
| Nobody is sad in #cauldron! What a happy channel. :-) | 
| xxm wrote the longest lines, averaging 100.4 letters per line. #cauldron average was 67.8 letters per line.  | 
| aaq wrote the shortest lines, averaging 42.0 characters per line. xxm was tight-lipped, too, averaging 100.4 characters.  | 
| xxm spoke a total of 68 words!
 xxm's faithful follower, aaq, didn't speak so much: 24 words.  | 
| xxm wrote an average of 13.60 words per line.
 Channel average was 9.27 words per line.  | 
      
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| Nick | Names Used | |
| 1 | SpydarOO7 (3 names) | SpydarOO7, S, Spydar007 | 
| 2 | S (2 names) | SpydarOO7, S | 
| 3 | lolinternet (2 names) | lolinternet, AforAnonymous | 
| 4 | vemacs- (2 names) | vemacs-, vemacs | 
| 5 | deathrat (2 names) | deathrat_, deathrat | 
| 6 | Spydar007 (2 names) | SpydarOO7, Spydar007 | 
| 7 | Owen (2 names) | Owen, Owen_ | 
| 8 | Hunterz1 (2 names) | Hunterz, Hunterz1 | 
| 9 | sneezing_panda (2 names) | sneezing_panda, sneezing_panda_ | 
| 10 | vemacs (2 names) | vemacs-, vemacs | 
| 11 | theholyduck (2 names) | theholyduck, theholyduck_ | 
| 12 | deathrat_ (2 names) | deathrat_, deathrat | 
| 13 | AforAnonymous (2 names) | lolinternet, AforAnonymous | 
| 14 | Hunterz (2 names) | Hunterz, Hunterz1 | 
| 15 | Owen_ (2 names) | Owen, Owen_ | 
      
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| URL | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIZqYgaOchY | 1 | aaq | 
| 2 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7XNn2GzRbs | 1 | slimerzz | 
      
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! | 
| Server donated 8 ops in the channel... | 
| Wow, no op was taken on #cauldron! | 
| Server donated 1 voices in the channel... | 
| No voices were taken on #cauldron! | 
| No actions in #cauldron! | 
| Hunterz couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 302 joins during this reporting period! | 
| Nobody is foul-mouthed in #cauldron! Get out much? | 
      
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| A topic was never set on this channel. |